#whatshouldwecallcats

WHEN A MANNEQUIN SCARES ME AT THE MALL.

WHEN I FIND ROASTED CORN AT THE MEXICAN GROCERY STORE.

IF MY KID EVER BOTHERS STRANGERS IN PUBLIC.

WHEN I FEEL A HAIR TICKLE THE BACK OF MY ARM.

WHEN GREASE COMES ON TV.

WHEN MY FRIEND HAS CHOCOLATE ON THEIR CHIN.

SEEING MY BEST FRIEND AFTER TWO MONTHS APART.

WHEN THE ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF ON SUNDAY MORNING.

FINDING MY SIZE SHOE AT THE STORE.

WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS GOING TO CHILIS FOR DINNER.

AFTER I WALK IN ON SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM

WHEN I CLEAN HAIR OFF THE FLOOR BY RUBBING IT INTO A BALL.

WHEN MY COWORKERS USE HAPPY HOUR TO TALK ABOUT WORK MORE

WHEN I FORGET MY HOUSE KEY AND HAVE TO CLIMB UP TO THE WINDOW.

WHEN I WAKE UP AFTER HAVING SLID INTO THE COUCH CUSHIONS.