#whatshouldwecallcats

WHEN I’M TRYING TO AVOID GETTING HIT ON AT A BAR.

WHEN THE CURIOSITY ROVER LANDED ON MARS.

WHEN I SEE MY FRIEND PASSING IN THE HALLWAY.

And I’m like, What up bro?

WHEN A NEW PERSON GETS HIRED AT WORK.

And I’m all like,

…so get used to it.

EVERYTIME SOMEONE INVADES MY PERSONAL SPACE.

WHEN MY ALARM NO LONGER IS EFFECTIVE AT WAKING ME UP.

WHEN I DROP MY PEN CAP WHILE WORKING.

WHEN I WALK THROUGH A SPIDER-WEB AND IT GETS STUCK ON MY FACE.

WHEN I COME HOME AND MY AC IS BROKEN.

SNEAKING UP ON SOMEONE ONLY TO MAKE A LOUD NOISE AND GIVE MYSELF AWAY.

TRYING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE AT THE POOL WITH MY DIVING SKILLS

WATCHING THE DARK KNIGHT RISES IN IMAX.

TRYING TO JUMP OVER A PUDDLE AFTER IT RAINS.

WHEN I TRY TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK EARLY.