#whatshouldwecallcats

WHEN I HEAR BILLY JOEL’S “PIANO MAN” ON THE RADIO

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TAKE MY FRENCH FRIES

WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I CAN’T BE A FIREFIGHTER

And I’m all like, oh yeah? WATCH THIS

WHEN SOLICITORS COME TO MY DOOR

HOW TO FEEL WHEN I HAVE TO GO RUNNING

WHEN MY BOSS IS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS WEEKEND.

And I’m like….cool story, bro.

WHEN THE DOOR OPENS DURING A MEETING

WHEN I SEE A CRUNCHY LOOKING LEAF ON THE GROUND

DRIVING, WHEN I FORGET MY SUNGLASSES AT HOME

WHEN PEOPLE REFERENCE HONEY BOO BOO

WHEN I GO TO THE CHIROPRACTOR FOR A MASSAGE.

WHEN I FIND CANDY WHILE I’M ON A DIET.

WHEN A FRIEND TRIES TO HELP ME SET UP MY COMPUTER

But neither of us know what we’re doing…