June 2012
30 posts
16 tags
WHEN I'M PRACTICING MY SWEET DANCE MOVES IN THE...
Jun 2nd
5 notes
16 tags
WHEN SIR PAUL MCCATTNEY ASKS ME TO FILL IN FOR...
Jun 1st
16 tags
WHEN I GO TO THE SALON AND THEY MASSAGE/SHAMPOO MY...
Jun 1st
2 notes
May 2012
80 posts
17 tags
WHEN I SEE A FLY ON THE CEILING.
And I’m all like, ENGAGE NINJA MODE!
May 31st
2 notes
18 tags
WHEN I SEE THE VACUUM CLEANER COMING OUT.
May 31st
4 notes
19 tags
WHEN A DOG WHISTLES AT ME ON THE STREET.
And I’m all like, HEY! Have some respect.
May 30th
2 notes
17 tags
WHEN I SHOW UP TO A PARTY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS...
May 30th
4 notes
18 tags
WHEN I'M WATCHING PEOPLE ARGUE.
May 29th
3 notes
20 tags
WHEN I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIEND BUT THEY'RE BUSY...
May 29th
6 notes
20 tags
WHEN I'M WATCHING MY FRIEND MAKE A BAD DECISION.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t do it…
May 28th
4 notes
14 tags
WHEN THE PORTAL SUDDENLY OPENS.
May 28th
18 tags
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS WATERMELON TO A BBQ.
May 27th
5 notes
18 tags
WHEN I'VE HAD A HARD DAY
And I come home, and I’m all like…
May 27th
4 notes
14 tags
WHEN SOMEONE SURPRISES ME WHEN I JUST WOKE UP.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t look at me…
May 27th
2 notes
21 tags
WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST BIT OF FRIED...
May 27th
2 notes
13 tags
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK AND I HAVE...
May 26th
1 note
17 tags
WHEN ITS PAST MY BEDTIME.
May 26th
3 notes
17 tags
WHEN THEY TRY TO GET ME TO TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA.
And I’m just like, no.
May 26th
1 note
14 tags
WHEN THEY CLOSE THE PORTAL BEFORE I CAN GET...
May 25th
4 notes
13 tags
WHEN BITCHES WANNA FIGHT ME.
May 25th