June 2012
30 posts
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WHEN I'M PRACTICING MY SWEET DANCE MOVES IN THE...
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WHEN SIR PAUL MCCATTNEY ASKS ME TO FILL IN FOR...
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WHEN I GO TO THE SALON AND THEY MASSAGE/SHAMPOO MY...
May 2012
80 posts
17 tags
WHEN I SEE A FLY ON THE CEILING.
And I’m all like, ENGAGE NINJA MODE!
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WHEN I SEE THE VACUUM CLEANER COMING OUT.
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WHEN A DOG WHISTLES AT ME ON THE STREET.
And I’m all like, HEY! Have some respect.
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WHEN I SHOW UP TO A PARTY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS...
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WHEN I'M WATCHING PEOPLE ARGUE.
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WHEN I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIEND BUT THEY'RE BUSY...
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WHEN I'M WATCHING MY FRIEND MAKE A BAD DECISION.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t do it…
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WHEN THE PORTAL SUDDENLY OPENS.
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WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS WATERMELON TO A BBQ.
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WHEN I'VE HAD A HARD DAY
And I come home, and I’m all like…
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WHEN SOMEONE SURPRISES ME WHEN I JUST WOKE UP.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t look at me…
21 tags
WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST BIT OF FRIED...
13 tags
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK AND I HAVE...
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WHEN ITS PAST MY BEDTIME.
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WHEN THEY TRY TO GET ME TO TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA.
And I’m just like, no.
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WHEN THEY CLOSE THE PORTAL BEFORE I CAN GET...
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WHEN BITCHES WANNA FIGHT ME.