WHEN A DOG WHISTLES AT ME ON THE STREET.
And I’m all like, HEY! Have some respect.
May 2012
80 posts
WHEN I SHOW UP TO A PARTY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS WEARING MY OUTFIT.
WHEN I'M WATCHING PEOPLE ARGUE.
WHEN I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIEND BUT THEY'RE BUSY CHECKING FACEBOOK.
WHEN I'M WATCHING MY FRIEND MAKE A BAD DECISION.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t do it…
WHEN THE PORTAL SUDDENLY OPENS.
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS WATERMELON TO A BBQ.
WHEN I'VE HAD A HARD DAY
And I come home, and I’m all like…
WHEN SOMEONE SURPRISES ME WHEN I JUST WOKE UP.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t look at me…
WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST BIT OF FRIED CHICKEN OFF THE BONE.
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK AND I HAVE THE BEST HIDING SPOT
WHEN ITS PAST MY BEDTIME.
WHEN THEY TRY TO GET ME TO TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA.
And I’m just like, no.
WHEN THEY CLOSE THE PORTAL BEFORE I CAN GET THROUGH.
WHEN BITCHES WANNA FIGHT ME.
WHEN I'M LAYING IN THE SUN BUT DON'T WANT TO OVERTAN.
WHEN I REALIZE HOW MUCH I HATE CHILDREN.
WHEN I FIND THE LAST GREEN APPLE JOLLY RANCHER LOLLIPOP IN THE BAG.
WHEN I FINISH MY FINALS AFTER A WEEK OF ALL-NIGHTERS.
WHEN I JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE AND WATCH SNL
