WHEN THE BITCH GET AN ATTITUDE.
Pop it like it’s hot.
May 2012
80 posts
WHEN MY CATFRIEND HAS BEEN IGNORING ME ALL DAY.
WHEN I SEE CHRIS MARTIN IN CONCERT WITH COLDPLAY
And I’m all like, I could do that…
WHEN I HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY THEN FIND FOOD.
WHEN I HEARD THE NEW DRAKE TRACK.
And I was all like, Uhhh, yeah.
WHEN I KNOW WHO TOOK MY TUNA LUNCH OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT WORK.
WHEN THERES A THUNDERSTORM OUTSIDE.
And I’m like,
WHEN I'M LISTENING TO NWA IN MY CAR.
WHEN I JUST WATCHED PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
And I’m all like, I’m Capt Jack Sparrow, man!
WHEN I JUST WANNA JAM TO SOME TRIBAL MUSIC.
WHEN I'M PLAYING "LEARN TO FLY" ON ROCK BAND.
WHEN I AM PRACTICING THE ART OF SELF DEFENSE.
WHEN I NEED TO GET UPSTAIRS QUICK,
And I’m all, engage ninja float…
WHEN I NEED TO CHECK A STATUS ON FACEBOOK.
WHEN I'M ON A DIET AND I THINK NO ONE'S LOOKING.
WHEN THE ASSHOLE IN FRONT OF ME WON'T STOP TALKING DURING THE AVENGERS
WHEN I'M EXPLAINING GRAMMAR TO AN IDIOT.
WHEN I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME TO DANCE
WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO TAKE MY PICTURE.
WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME.
