May 2012
80 posts
17 tags
WHEN I SEE A FLY ON THE CEILING.
And I’m all like, ENGAGE NINJA MODE!
May 31st
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WHEN I SEE THE VACUUM CLEANER COMING OUT.
May 31st
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WHEN A DOG WHISTLES AT ME ON THE STREET.
And I’m all like, HEY! Have some respect.
May 30th
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WHEN I SHOW UP TO A PARTY AND SOMEONE ELSE IS...
May 30th
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WHEN I'M WATCHING PEOPLE ARGUE.
May 29th
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WHEN I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIEND BUT THEY'RE BUSY...
May 29th
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WHEN I'M WATCHING MY FRIEND MAKE A BAD DECISION.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t do it…
May 28th
4 notes
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WHEN THE PORTAL SUDDENLY OPENS.
May 28th
18 tags
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS WATERMELON TO A BBQ.
May 27th
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WHEN I'VE HAD A HARD DAY
And I come home, and I’m all like…
May 27th
4 notes
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WHEN SOMEONE SURPRISES ME WHEN I JUST WOKE UP.
And I’m all like, NO! Don’t look at me…
May 27th
2 notes
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WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST BIT OF FRIED...
May 27th
2 notes
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WHEN IT'S TIME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK AND I HAVE...
May 26th
1 note
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WHEN ITS PAST MY BEDTIME.
May 26th
3 notes
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WHEN THEY TRY TO GET ME TO TAKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA.
And I’m just like, no.
May 26th
1 note
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WHEN THEY CLOSE THE PORTAL BEFORE I CAN GET...
May 25th
4 notes
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WHEN BITCHES WANNA FIGHT ME.
May 25th
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WHEN I'M LAYING IN THE SUN BUT DON'T WANT TO...
May 24th
3 notes
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WHEN I REALIZE HOW MUCH I HATE CHILDREN.
May 24th
4 notes
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WHEN I FIND THE LAST GREEN APPLE JOLLY RANCHER...
May 24th
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WHEN I FINISH MY FINALS AFTER A WEEK OF...
May 23rd
8 notes
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WHEN I JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE AND WATCH SNL
May 23rd
21 tags
WHEN THE BITCH GET AN ATTITUDE.
Pop it like it’s hot.
May 23rd
4 notes
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WHEN MY CATFRIEND HAS BEEN IGNORING ME ALL DAY.
May 22nd
17 tags
WHEN I SEE CHRIS MARTIN IN CONCERT WITH COLDPLAY
And I’m all like, I could do that…
May 22nd
5 notes
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WHEN I HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY THEN FIND FOOD.
May 22nd
16 tags
WHEN I HEARD THE NEW DRAKE TRACK.
And I was all like, Uhhh, yeah. 
May 22nd
20 tags
WHEN I KNOW WHO TOOK MY TUNA LUNCH OUT OF THE...
May 21st
4 notes
18 tags
WHEN THERES A THUNDERSTORM OUTSIDE.
And I’m like,
May 21st
5 notes
16 tags
WHEN I'M LISTENING TO NWA IN MY CAR.
May 19th
3 notes
18 tags
WHEN I JUST WATCHED PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
And I’m all like, I’m Capt Jack Sparrow, man!
May 18th
2 notes
12 tags
WHEN I JUST WANNA JAM TO SOME TRIBAL MUSIC.
May 18th
16 tags
WHEN I'M PLAYING "LEARN TO FLY" ON ROCK BAND.
May 17th
15 tags
WHEN I AM PRACTICING THE ART OF SELF DEFENSE.
May 17th
11 tags
WHEN I NEED TO GET UPSTAIRS QUICK,
And I’m all, engage ninja float…
May 17th
14 tags
WHEN I NEED TO CHECK A STATUS ON FACEBOOK.
May 16th
4 notes
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WHEN I'M ON A DIET AND I THINK NO ONE'S LOOKING.
May 16th
1 note
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WHEN THE ASSHOLE IN FRONT OF ME WON'T STOP TALKING...
May 16th
3 notes
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WHEN I'M EXPLAINING GRAMMAR TO AN IDIOT.
May 15th
23 notes
19 tags
WHEN I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME TO DANCE
May 15th
2 notes
15 tags
WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO TAKE MY PICTURE.
May 15th
4 notes
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WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME.
May 14th
11 notes
16 tags
WHEN I'M PRACTICING MY BUZZER PAWS FOR FAMILY...
May 14th
1 note
15 tags
WHEN PROM IS IN THREE HOURS AND I STILL DON'T HAVE...
May 14th
4 notes
16 tags
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME ONLY BLACK CATS CAN JUMP
And I’m all like, oh yeah?
May 13th
1 note
13 tags
WHEN I'VE HAD TOO MUCH CATNIP.
May 13th
2 notes
16 tags
WHEN I'VE BEEN DIETING ALL DAY.
May 13th
3 notes
18 tags
WHEN I'M UNDERCOVER FOR A TOP SECRET NINJA...
May 12th
4 notes
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WHEN I WATCH MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
and I’m all like, whatevs, I’m a ninja…
May 12th
19 tags
WHEN I'M IN THE STUDIO WITH DRE.
and I’m all like, yo, turn up the snare in my headphones…
May 12th
3 notes