April 2013
7 posts
23 tags
WHEN I SKIP BREAKFAST AND ITS ALL I CAN THINK...
Apr 14th
1 note
22 tags
WHEN I HEAR SUBLIME ON THE RADIO
Apr 13th
2 notes
20 tags
WHEN MY FRIENDS TRY TO CHEER ME UP BUT IT DOESNT...
Apr 12th
5 notes
21 tags
WHEN I SEE PRETTY GIRLS ON THE WEEKEND
Apr 11th
1 note
15 tags
WHEN SOMEONE KEEPS TAPPING THEIR HANDS ON THE...
Apr 10th
16 tags
WHEN I MISS THE LAST STAIR.
Apr 9th
2 notes
20 tags
WHEN I HAVE TO WALK DOWN STAIRS WHEN ITS RAINING
Apr 9th
4 notes
March 2013
15 posts
14 tags
AFTER I HEAR THE LUMINEERS ON THE RADIO ALL DAY
Mar 21st
3 notes
17 tags
WHEN I'M BORED AT WORK AND MY FRIEND WON'T TEXT ME...
Mar 20th
2 notes
17 tags
WHEN I HEAR PEOPLE BASHING TINA FEY.
Mar 19th
4 notes
18 tags
WHEN I GET AMBUSHED BY GIRL SCOUTS SELLING COOKIES
Mar 18th
3 notes
17 tags
AFTER I WATCHED "ZERO DARK THIRTY"
Mar 17th
2 notes
14 tags
WHEN I WAIT FOR THE OPPORTUNE TIME TO LEAVE WORK.
Mar 16th
1 note
18 tags
WHEN I HAVE TO SOCIALIZE AFTER A LONG WEEK.
Mar 15th
5 notes
16 tags
ENVISIONING MYSELF ON EASTER SUNDAY.
Mar 14th
1 note
16 tags
WHEN SOMEONE KEEPS TRYING TO HOLD MY HAND OVERHAND...
Mar 13th
4 notes
15 tags
WHEN SOMEONE FINDS MY FAVORITE HIDING PLACE IN...
Mar 12th
12 tags
WHEN I COME HOME AND EVERYTHING IS MOVED AROUND.
Mar 11th
14 tags
WHEN PEOPLE COME UP TO MY DESK WHILE I'M ON BREAK.
Mar 10th
1 note
15 tags
WHEN I HEAR A FRIEND TALKING BEHIND MY BACK.
Mar 9th
15 tags
WHEN I HIT THE GAS JUST BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS...
Mar 8th
1 note
15 tags
WHEN I HEAR MY PHONE VIBRATE DURING A...
Mar 7th
3 notes
November 2012
3 posts
19 tags
Nov 6th
3,163 notes
19 tags
Nov 6th
31,073 notes
17 tags
AFTER I LISTEN TO THE BEATLES ALL DAY
Nov 1st
7 notes
October 2012
16 posts
16 tags
WHEN I SEE A GROUP OF PEOPLE APPROACHING MY LUNCH...
Oct 31st
8 notes
17 tags
SEEING PEOPLE IN MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Oct 30th
2 notes
21 tags
WHY I HATED BIRTHDAY PARTIES AS A CHILD
I was always the egg.
Oct 29th
3 notes
16 tags
WHEN I'M LATE FOR WORK
Oct 28th
6 notes
20 tags
WHEN I GET COOKIES FOR A PARTY, AND KEEP ONE FOR...
Oct 27th
20 tags
WHEN I HEAR BILLY JOEL'S "PIANO MAN" ON THE RADIO
Oct 26th
5 notes
18 tags
WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TAKE MY FRENCH FRIES
Oct 25th
3 notes
15 tags
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I CAN'T BE A FIREFIGHTER
And I’m all like, oh yeah? WATCH THIS
Oct 24th
4 notes
16 tags
WHEN SOLICITORS COME TO MY DOOR
Oct 23rd
4 notes
14 tags
HOW TO FEEL WHEN I HAVE TO GO RUNNING
Oct 22nd
9 notes
16 tags
WHEN MY BOSS IS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS WEEKEND.
And I’m like….cool story, bro.
Oct 21st
6 notes
17 tags
Oct 20th
905 notes
17 tags
WHEN THE DOOR OPENS DURING A MEETING
Oct 19th
2 notes
18 tags
WHEN I SEE A CRUNCHY LOOKING LEAF ON THE GROUND
Oct 18th
7 notes
16 tags
DRIVING, WHEN I FORGET MY SUNGLASSES AT HOME
Oct 17th
4 notes
19 tags
WHEN PEOPLE REFERENCE HONEY BOO BOO
Oct 17th
5 notes
September 2012
10 posts
17 tags
Sep 24th
94,163 notes
17 tags
WHEN I GO TO THE CHIROPRACTOR FOR A MASSAGE.
Sep 9th
1 note
17 tags
WHEN I FIND CANDY WHILE I'M ON A DIET.
Sep 8th
4 notes
17 tags
WHEN A FRIEND TRIES TO HELP ME SET UP MY COMPUTER
But neither of us know what we’re doing…
Sep 7th
9 notes
21 tags
WHEN I'M TRYING TO AVOID GETTING HIT ON AT A BAR.
Sep 6th
4 notes
18 tags
WHEN THE CURIOSITY ROVER LANDED ON MARS.
Sep 5th
2 notes
17 tags
WHEN I SEE MY FRIEND PASSING IN THE HALLWAY.
And I’m like, What up bro?
Sep 4th
8 notes
20 tags
WHEN A NEW PERSON GETS HIRED AT WORK.
And I’m all like, …so get used to it.
Sep 3rd
5 notes
17 tags
EVERYTIME SOMEONE INVADES MY PERSONAL SPACE.
Sep 2nd
4 notes